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Most Primitive: 133rdMost Conservative: 164thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 251st
The Horrific Nightmare of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hellscapia

Population8.773 billion

Capital20 Pandæmonium
Leader20 the Devil
Faith20 Satanism

Currencysin
Animalcerberus

The Horrific Nightmare of Hellscapia is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by 20 the Devil with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.773 billion demons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 20 Pandæmonium. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The enormous but inefficient evil economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion sins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,206 sins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Hellscapia's national animal is the cerberus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 20 Satanism.

Hellscapia is ranked 16,437th in the world and 19th in Hell for Highest Poor Incomes, with 100,238.67 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 133rdMost Conservative: 164thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 251stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 411thMost Ignorant Citizens: 642ndMost Devout: 654thMost Authoritarian: 946thMost Extreme: 1,439thLowest Crime Rates: 1,672ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,240thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,471stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,678thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,162ndMost Armed: 3,487thMost Patriotic: 3,567thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,619thLargest Black Market: 3,741stFattest Citizens: 4,140thMost Avoided: 4,158thNudest: 4,741stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,790thLargest Governments: 6,131stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16,437thHighest Average Incomes: 19,377thHighest Economic Output: 24,482nd
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Hellscapia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work".
  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water.
  • : Hellscapia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, military spending recently hit a new high.

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