The Wülfsreich of Hardonius is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Luna Ilune Makyus with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.094 billion Hardonii are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myru. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hardonii economy, worth a remarkable 3,449 trillion Hardusions a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 341,733 Hardusions, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,131,779 per year while the poor average 77,074, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

The atmosphere in Hardonii boardrooms is turning more gay, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, and airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hardonius's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spectrism.

Hardonius is ranked 13,933^rd in the world and 1^st in Circle of Prosperity for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.5 law-abiding acts per hour.