The Sultanate of Hani Stualus is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.477 billion Hani Stualusians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hani Stualusian economy, worth 163 trillion marks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 110,677 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The most recent election was a close race between Leader and Leader, evidence-based arguments can be arrestable offenses, citizens wouldn't recognise Leader if they passed one another on the street, and onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hani Stualus's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hani Stualus is ranked 303,893^rd in the world and 1,188^th in Concord for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.