The Democratic Republic of Hamikala is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mimikala with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 2.163 billion Hamikalans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stumi. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Hamikalan economy, worth 102 trillion hamidollahs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,465 hamidollahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign invaders are putting Hamikalan lab rats out of a job, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and for 25 hamidollahs tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamikala's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hamikala is ranked 168,691^st in the world and 4^th in MimiFam for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 217.21 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.