The Republic of Guild Reject Farmer 69 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.379 billion Guild Reject Farmer 69ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Guild Reject Farmer 69ian economy, worth 345 trillion blanks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,049 blanks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guild Reject Farmer 69's national animal is the Shetland Sheepdog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guild Reject Farmer 69 is ranked 271,446^th in the world and 269^th in Guild Communauty field for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10 on the Clooney Contribution Index.