Population | 2 billion |
Currency | blank |
Animal | shetland sheepdog |
The Republic of Guild reject farmer 193 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2 billion Guild reject farmer 193ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Guild reject farmer 193ian economy, worth 271 trillion blanks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,505 blanks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guild reject farmer 193's national animal is the shetland sheepdog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Guild reject farmer 193 is ranked 146,460th in the world and 30th in Guild Communauty field for Safest, scoring 60.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Guild reject farmer 193, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
- : Following new legislation in Guild reject farmer 193, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
- : Following new legislation in Guild reject farmer 193, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
- : Following new legislation in Guild reject farmer 193, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
- : Following new legislation in Guild reject farmer 193, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
- : Following new legislation in Guild reject farmer 193, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
- : Following new legislation in Guild reject farmer 193, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
- : Guild reject farmer 193 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Guild reject farmer 193, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.
- : Guild reject farmer 193 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".