The Republic of Guild Reject Farmer 13 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.363 billion Guild Reject Farmer 13ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Guild Reject Farmer 13ian economy, worth 370 trillion blanks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,942 blanks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guild Reject Farmer 13's national animal is the Shetland Sheepdog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guild Reject Farmer 13 is ranked 258,828^th in the world and 204^th in Guild Communauty field for Safest, scoring 13.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.