The Territory of Green River Colony is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 18.783 billion Green River colonists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Green River Colonial economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion Antarctic lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 68,175 Antarctic lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 449,796 per year while the poor average 4,002, a ratio of 112 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Green River Colony's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Green River Colony is ranked 259,439^th in the world and 36^th in Colonies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.83 law-abiding acts per hour.