
| Population | 47.948 billion |
| Capital | Archona |
| Leader | Sarathress of the Subtle Strike |
| Faith | Atheism |
| Currency | Shard Rind |
| Animal | Cougar |
The Modly Moderator Moderating Moderately in Moderation of Godular is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sarathress of the Subtle Strike with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 47.948 billion Godulans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archona. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Godulan economy, worth an astonishing 34,219 trillion Shard Rinds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 713,674 Shard Rinds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The image of Godular's future is just a picture from last century, billions are being spent on a new island airport, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Archona to enjoy their national art, and the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys. Crime is totally unknown. Godular's national animal is the Cougar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Godular is ranked 330,996th in the world and 5th in The Godulus Empire for Nicest Citizens, with 0.13 average smiles per day.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Godular, the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Archona to enjoy their national art.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, the image of Godular's future is just a picture from last century.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, Godular is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones.
- : Following new legislation in
Godular, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.





































































