The Socialist Republic of Gnqhjr is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.082 billion Gnqhjrians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gnqhjrian economy, worth 535 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 58,929 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnqhjr's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communism.

Gnqhjr is ranked 241,044^th in the world and 7,604^th in Suspicious for Nicest Citizens, with 2.14 average smiles per day.