Population | 9.005 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | farmer |
The Quiet Quicksand of Gio Farm 5 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.005 billion Gio Farm 5ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 5ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,097 cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 634,352 per year while the poor average 31,501, a ratio of 20.1 to 1.
Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, patriots insist that size does matter, helicopter parenting is on the rise, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 5's national animal is the farmer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Gio Farm 5 is ranked 64,923rd in the world and 7th in Giovanniland for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gio Farm 5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Gio Farm 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 5, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 5, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 5, patriots insist that size does matter.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 5, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 5, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others.
- : Gio Farm 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 5, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 5, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.