The Motivated Monkey of Gio Farm 27 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.031 billion Gio Farm 27ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 27ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,988 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 27's national animal is the farmer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gio Farm 27 is ranked 95,947^th in the world and 118^th in Giovanniland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,225.34 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.