The Empire of GingelDoofle is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ma boy with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.314 billion Gingledoofleans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gingle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient GingelDooflean economy, worth a remarkable 1,464 trillion Gingles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 157,195 Gingles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,060,115 per year while the poor average 8,654, a ratio of 122 to 1.

Politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, tens of thousands of Gingledoofleans rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, the best defense is a good fence, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GingelDoofle's national animal is the Doofle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dinner.

GingelDoofle is ranked 46,759^th in the world and 2^nd in Kekstania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.16 law-abiding acts per hour.