The Kingdom of Gilbertion is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 537 million Gilbertionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giltopia. The average income tax rate is 49.8%.

The very strong Gilbertionian economy, worth 35.6 trillion Geros a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,267 Geros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gilbertion's national animal is the Mudskipper in a M2a2 Bradley, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gilbertion is ranked 89,890^th in the world and 11^th in Terra Pacis for Highest Poor Incomes, with 33,884.92 Standard Monetary Units.