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Safest: 9,975thMost Pacifist: 15,097thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,125th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Mission Accomplished
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Ghostface Killah

Population1.602 billion

Currencykrona
Animalunicorn

The Republic of Ghostface Killah is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.602 billion Ghostface Killahians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 47.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ghostface Killahian economy, worth 69.9 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,634 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ghostface Killah's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ghostface Killah is ranked 180,501st in the world and 16th in DatPiff for Largest Black Market, with 685 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Safest: 9,975thMost Pacifist: 15,097thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,125th
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Safest: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ghostface Killah, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghostface Killah, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghostface Killah, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghostface Killah, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghostface Killah, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghostface Killah, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghostface Killah, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghostface Killah, increasing numbers of children in Ghostface Killah have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghostface Killah, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat".
  • : Following new legislation in Ghostface Killah, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.

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