The Commonwealth of German Crowns is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 530 million Germans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsburg. The average income tax rate is 19.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse German Crownsian economy, worth 51.1 trillion Volksmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,491 Volksmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Crowns's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

German Crowns is ranked 42,075^th in the world and 22^nd in Sancturia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 61,980.9 Standard Monetary Units.