The Armed Republic of Geranova is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Marcellus Knightley with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 1.299 billion Geranovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapinta. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Geranovan economy, worth 111 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 85,870 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, students do more community service than homework, some say that Marcellus Knightley can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers, and medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geranova's national animal is the Black Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Geranova is ranked 124,806^th in the world and 72^nd in Sun Tzu the Art of War for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,384.55 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.