The Theocratic Empire of Geniocratics is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Havlock Franklin with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 27.789 billion Geniocrats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havenbridge. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient cratic economy, worth a remarkable 5,081 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,869 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A third of Geniocrats are e-certified CEOs, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geniocratics's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Geniocratics.

Geniocratics is ranked 5,669^th in the world and 2^nd in Austritaria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.45 law-abiding acts per hour.