OOC: My opinions on all Big 3 sports league teams (NFL, MLB, NBA)

There are literally hundreds of college sports teams, can't list em all. But I am an Oklahoma University Sooners fan, and Texas can burn in hell, Stoops owns you
Also I don't watch enough hockey, so this is just my opinions on the Big Three.
This equals a team i actually follow
This means a team I either followed in the past, or have some passing connection to

MLB:
Arizona Diamondbacks - No opinion. Their home stadium is literally Dodger Stadium East.
Atlanta Braves - The NL East is over! My MLB team, so yeah, I like them. And I do not think the chop is racist, or that the Braves will change their name any time soon. MH2 and the RAJ
Baltimore Orioles - Slightly like. Loveable losers right now, but maybe will start winning soon.
Boston Red Sox - Associate them with drunk, hooligan fans. Sorry Boston. Better than the Yankees though, and my favorite science teacher in middle school was a Sox man. So.
Chicago White Sox - Wasting young talent like human life is unlimited. Will always be the little brother in their own city.
Chicago Cubs - A storied franchise who deserves to be good. 2016 feels so long ago. Of course, when they are good again, I will remember why it was good when they sucked.
Cincinnati Reds - Where else are ya gonna go? To a Bengals game. Reds deserve better.
Cleveland Indians Guardians - Not gonna lie, came out of nowhere in 2022. Excited for them. But damn, what a boring rebrand. Art deco statues???
Colorado Rockies - Stadium is a glorified bar.
Detroit Tigers - Miggy? That's all I got.
Houston Astros - Burn in hell with the rest of the Texas teams. But, like, super hell.
Kansas City Royals - Passively watched in Oklahoma. Remember their WS win somewhat in 2015, but not much about that era. Soft spot though. Interesting stadium.
Los Angeles Angels - Generational talent and they can't even make the playoffs lol, Arte is a moron.
Los Angeles Dodgers - Respect where it is due. Dodgers built themselves up into a contender, they deserve to be good. But man it sucks.
Miami Marlins - Sandy Alcantara.
Milwaukee Brewers - 2021 NLDS?
Minnesota Twins - Carlos Correa is gawn lmao
New York Yankees - Northern trash.
New York Mets - Always be the little brother, in their own division, their own city, everything. They live in the shadows of everyone else, and breaking the bank will help nothing. They will choke. Always.
Oakland Athletics - Will need to update in a year to switch to Vegas. Sad for Oakland. Moneyball.
Philadelphia Phillies - What the hell was 2021
Pittsburgh Pirates - Oneil Cruz.
San Diego Padres - Oops! All Shortstops!
San Francisco Giants - Win 107 games. Get eliminated. Win 81 games next year. Refuse to elaborate. :gigachad:
Seattle Mariners - Slightly disliked before because Seattleites were rude about the Thunder. Then I met a (now) good friend who was a Mariners fan, and he definitely changed my perspective. That Ripken home run was magical.
St. Louis Cardinals - Infield fly.
Tampa Bay Rays - Moneyball 2, 2 Money 2 Ball
Texas Rangers - And the pitcher there among them had a 100 mph fastball on his hip, a 100 mph fastball on his hip...Degrom overpay tbh.
Toronto Blue Jays - THIS IS AARON JUDGES HOUSE.
Washington Nationals - What happened? 2019 seems like decades at this point, how does a franchise fall this low? I almost feel sorry for them. Oh wait, I don't! Haha.

NBA:
Atlanta Hawks - "My NBA team." I guess. My brother likes them, and Trae is a Sooner. Have to like them.
Boston Celtics - Notre Dame but slightly more uncomfortable when looking at the logo.
Brooklyn Nets - KD is a traitor.
Charlotte Hornets - Another close regional team. Dope color scheme not going to lie.
Chicago Bulls - MJ.
Cleveland Cavaliers - LeBron when he was down in Ohio, swag like Ohio
Dallas Mavericks - Dislike when I was in Oklahoma. Overall don't care.
Denver Nuggets - That European dude.
Detroit Pistons - Do not exist.
Golden State Warriors - KD is a traitor. This team is a traitor to Oakland, sink into the bay where you belong.
Houston Rockets - Russel Westbrook was here. Texas sucks.
Indiana Pacers - Do not exist.
Los Angeles Clippers - Do not exist.
Los Angeles Lakers - Yankees fans second team.
Memphis Grizzlies - Did you have to demolish OKC like that? Was it necessary? Lame.
Miami Heat - LeBron vaporwave era.
Milwaukee Bucks - Giannis is actually really good.
Minnesota Timberwolves - I remember their old logo. It was worse, but I like it better. Nostalgia.
New Orleans Pelicans - Zion? Is that his name?
New York Knicks - Mets Basketball.
Oklahoma City Thunder - Don't follow like I used to, but the Thunder were my team. Even after the title hopes died after the One We Shall Not Name left, I still loved em. Associate them with better times. I miss Oklahoma.
Orlando Magic - There is no magic in Orlando other than Disney Magic.
Philadelphia 76ers - I think have vague memories of when the 76ers were bad to mediocre in the league when I was a kid. That either makes me 30 or 10. Take your pick.
Phoenix Suns - I have cousins who like you. They're stoners.
Portland Trail Blazers - What are you?
Sacramento Kings - What is Sacramento, and where can I get me some of it?
San Antonio Spurs - Dislike. Texas, OKC, e.t.c.
Toronto Raptors - Won the league that one time? Did that happen?
Utah Jazz - Utah. Jazz. Two things that fit together like California and not being on fire.
Washington Wizards - Westbrook played here for a year.

NFL:
Arizona Cardinals - KYLER MURRAY IS GOOD I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK. Literally only follow them for Murray. My short king <3
Atlanta Falcons - Soft spot. Close, and I hope they are good again.
Baltimore Ravens - Lamar Jackson is getting more expensive by the day. Better do something about that.
Buffalo Bills - Snow games and being good, I guess. Feels weird not having the Patriots eating the AFC East.
Carolina Panthers - Soft spot...somewhat. "Local," and I loved their logo as a little kid. But Baker is NOT the scapegoat.
Chicago Bears - Their logo makes me uncomfortable. It has an underbite. I cannot unsee it. Get it out of my head.
Cincinnati Bengals - Joe Burrow is a fraud, still is, refs rigged the playoffs, its not fair, you can suck an egg, stop being good. 2020 OU could have shined.
Cleveland Browns - Baker Mayfield played through an injury for them, and they drag him through the muck to replace with a serial rapist. Damn them.
Dallas Cowboys - Yankees fans third team.
Denver Broncos - Broncos nation! Lets die! Rus sure is cooking up something, thats for sure...good thing weed is legalized. "Medicinal purposes," yall.
Detroit Lions - 0 and 16 will never be out of the back of my mind. This historic franchise deserves better.
Green Bay Packers - Tom Grossi is a funny guy. Going to be weird if they stop being good for a while, and Aaron Rodgers is weird but he's a constant. I like constants.
Houston Texans - Burn.
Indianapolis Colts - Jeff Saturday?????
Jacksonville Jaguars - Trevor Lawrence is a Clemson boy, gotta give him some love. Don't like Clemson, but he deserved better than Urban Meyer. I have confidence in this team.
Kansas City Chiefs - Patrick Mahomes will be the face of the NFL after Tom Brady's shriveled corpse is dragged off the field since he refuses to retire. Not sure how I feel about this. Baker vs. Mahomes was a classic.
Las Vegas Raiders - Oakland Raiders. They are the Oakland Raiders.
Los Angeles Chargers - ...San Diego Chargers. I don't know how many times I need to repeat myself.
Los Angeles Rams - I am so tired of this. They are the SAINT LOUIS RAMS. This team shouldn't have won a Super Bowl, I am glad they suck now, "f them picks,"...Baker is good though. Treat my boy well.
Miami Dolphins - Tua haters get outta here. This man is a trooper, and deserves all the good things. I love their logo. Hard Rock is a nice stadium.
Minnesota Vikings - Purple is an underrated color. Would be nice to see them challenge Packer hegemony, make it more interesting up there?
New England Patriots - I'm almost sad. I cannot separate three words from each other in my head: Patriots, Brady, Winning. But it's all gone. So is that decade. Taste of the medicine, spose.
New Orleans Saints - This team is New Orleans. After Katrina, it's really solidified it. Shame their window has passed. Dope logo and colors.
New York Giants - Not the San Francisco Giants, don't care. Play in New York maybe.
New York Jets - Same here, Jersey Jets.
Philadelphia Eagles - Santa Deniers be like. Philly don't need two good sports teams at once. Jalen Hurtz was a moment at OU, but always nice to see a Sooner doing well. Still think of him as Tide though.
Pittsburgh Steelers - YINZER!!! Steelers is one of the best names in sports, hands down. Tied with the city in a unique way, love the colors. Hope to see them good. Always Heinz Field.
San Francisco 49ers - Jimmy G. is not that guy.
Seattle Seahawks - Same as Mariners, mostly. Loudest fanbase somehow, don't believe it for a second. Sounders alone are louder than them in their own city. And did you hear T-Mobile last year after the walkoff?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - I don't want this version of Brady to be the one that I see retire. It's not fitting. Hate the man, but he was a winner. Probably will go out like it. Oh yeah...the rest of the team exists.
Tennessee Titans - Derrick Henry and his minions.
Washington Commanders - The Redskins became just...the Reds. The Peoples Team! Komrade!