The Free Land of Fridgitatia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 48.351 billion Fridgitatians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fridgitatia City. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Fridgitatian economy, worth 562 trillion quatlus a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 11,626 quatlus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and Leader has killer fashion sense. Crime is totally unknown. Fridgitatia's national animal is the tree frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fridgitatia is ranked 101,464^th in the world and 1^st in Wheres_George for Most Developed, scoring 61.44 on the Human Development Index.