The Most Serene Republic of Freedoms1069 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.048 billion Freedoms1069ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The thriving Freedoms1069ian economy, worth 62.0 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 59,148 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,365 per year while the poor average 12,065, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Freedoms1069's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Freedoms1069 is ranked 212,270^th in the world and 1^st in Perseus Constellation for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.