The State of Free State of Colorado is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.996 billion Free State of Coloradoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Free State of Coloradoan economy, worth 666 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 37,011 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,635 per year while the poor average 1,988, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, surveillance cameras are banned, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free State of Colorado's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free State of Colorado is ranked 288,039^th in the world and 1^st in State of Colorado for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.14 law-abiding acts per hour.