The Freddled Gruntbuggly of Freddled Gruntbuggly is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prosthetic Vogon Jeltz with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.261 billion Freddled Gruntbugglyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plurgled gabble chid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.6%.

The thriving Freddled Gruntbugglyian economy, worth 226 trillion plurdled gabbleblotchits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,954 plurdled gabbleblotchits, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, childhood friends of Prosthetic Vogon Jeltz are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, Prosthetic Vogon Jeltz is considering changing the Freddled Gruntbugglyian flag to one with more glitter, and the land is no place for fish. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freddled Gruntbuggly's national animal is the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal and its national religion is Gruntbuglizm.

Freddled Gruntbuggly is ranked 83,785^th in the world and 11^th in Spams Random Region for Most Developed, scoring 66.23 on the Human Development Index.