The Oppressed Peoples of FPC014 is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.433 billion FPC014ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 65.6%.

The frighteningly efficient FPC014ian economy, worth 501 trillion pesos a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,320 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A commonwealth of equal nations recognises that FPC014 is a bit more equal than the others, the blues go away when it's white out, Leader has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach, and toddler groups have taken over local libraries. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. FPC014's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

FPC014 is ranked 263,058^th in the world and 4^th in Golden Acres for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.