The Federation of Foreign Legion Command is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Paul-Frédéric Rollet with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.211 billion Foreign Legion Commandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 59.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Foreign Legion Commandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,248 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of General Paul-Frédéric Rollet, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foreign Legion Command's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Foreign Legion Command is ranked 29,695^th in the world and 241^st in Holmond Holdings for Smartest Citizens, with 56.73 quips per hour.