The Colony of Fluff Haven is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 1.241 billion Fluff Havenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Fluff Havenian economy, worth 23.2 trillion Pokoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 18,686 Pokoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, voting is compulsory, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Fluff Haven has designated Fluff Haven City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluff Haven's national animal is the Angora Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fluff Haven is ranked 68,135^th in the world and 291^st in Concord for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.