The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Flower beetles is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.47 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flowyrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,956 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 261,872 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, nude art is becoming wildly popular, women often give birth before they can even get an abortion procedural form, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flower beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Flower beetles is ranked 950^th in the world and 83^rd in World of Beetles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 173.44 law-abiding acts per hour.