The Colony of FLMN33 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.687 billion FLMN33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient FLMN33ian economy, worth 522 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,140 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FLMN33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

FLMN33 is ranked 149,575^th in the world and 1^st in Far Left Military Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.04 law-abiding acts per hour.