Population | 5.473 billion |
Capital | Square |
Leader | Chocobo |
Faith | Crystals |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | emu |
The JRPG of Final Fantasy 6 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Chocobo with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, fear of technology, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.473 billion Final Fantasy 6ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Final Fantasy 6ian economy, worth 537 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 98,201 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 343,363 per year while the poor average 20,411, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.
Teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, being Chocobo has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 6's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Crystals.
Final Fantasy 6 is ranked 99,814th in the world and 22nd in Square Enix for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 49.42 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Final Fantasy 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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Final Fantasy 6, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
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Final Fantasy 6, being Chocobo has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
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Final Fantasy 6, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
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Final Fantasy 6, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
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Final Fantasy 6, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
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Final Fantasy 6, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
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Final Fantasy 6, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
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Final Fantasy 6, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
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Final Fantasy 6, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.