The Outlandish Lands of Farfadillis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.814 billion Farves love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferdullaele. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Farf economy, worth a remarkable 1,967 trillion feardallis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 166,505 feardallis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Derelict airplanes have been converted into novelty restaurants and hotels, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Farves, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farfadillis's national animal is the flying jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is animism.

Farfadillis is ranked 149,948^th in the world and 106^th in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.45 Crimes Per Hour.