The Outlandish Lands of Farfadillis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by nobody with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.489 billion Farves love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of lmao there's no state so also no capital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Farf economy, worth a remarkable 4,517 trillion barterings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 170,545 barterings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diaper sales are up, the Random Number Gods do play dice with the universe (Farfadillis has found 3 easter eggs), the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farfadillis's national animal is the flying jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is various fire-focused pagan religions.

Farfadillis is ranked 3,035^th in the world and 3^rd in Arrosia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.99 law-abiding acts per hour.