The Republic of Fachu 59 is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 213 million Fachu 59ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Fachu 59ian economy, worth 7.50 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,208 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's more hugging than talking in most talk shows, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fachu 59's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fachu 59 is ranked 265,111^th in the world and 57^th in Fachu Puppet Storage for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 469.87 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.