The Republic of Fachu 5 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 687 million Fachu 5ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamania 5. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Fachu 5ian economy, worth 47.8 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 69,509 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fachu 5's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Fachu 5 is ranked 121,604th in the world and 15th in Fachu Puppet Storage for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,727.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Fachu 5, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
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Fachu 5, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
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Fachu 5, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
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Fachu 5, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
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Fachu 5, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
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Fachu 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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Fachu 5, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
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Fachu 5, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
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Fachu 5, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
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Fachu 5, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Kamania 5 Times is sold out.



























