The Republic of Fachu 44 is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 314 million Fachu 44ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Fachu 44ian economy, worth 12.5 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,759 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modesty is treated with the side-eye, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, people are turning themselves into worm food, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fachu 44's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fachu 44 is ranked 87,411^th in the world and 16^th in Fachu Puppet Storage for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,337.62 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.