The Republic of Fachu 3 is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 692 million Fachu 3ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamania 3. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.0%.

The Fachu 3ian economy, worth 49.3 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 71,295 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, raccoons are plump and satiated, recognizing the Fachu 3ian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fachu 3's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fachu 3 is ranked 184,454^th in the world and 35^th in Fachu Puppet Storage for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 254.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.