The Queendom of Facast is a massive, safe nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.133 billion Facastians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Defense receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Facastian economy, worth 342 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 160,722 rupees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 781,043 per year while the poor average 19,101, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.

There's a politician called Male Infant Ramirez, diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Leader's most personal functions, and Representatives, Inc has sponsored bake sales and government bills. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Facast's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Facast is ranked 21,453^rd in the world and 8^th in The Khamen Union for Highest Average Incomes, with 160,722.92 Standard Monetary Units.