The Route Running and Sure Hands of F Stop Fitzgerald is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Larry Fitzgerald with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.491 billion F Stop Fitzgeraldians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minneapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.2%.

The strong F Stop Fitzgeraldian economy, worth 373 trillion catches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 57,524 catches, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, cigarettes are dead-cheap, Larry Fitzgerald has just been declared ruler of F Stop Fitzgerald in an international press conference, and Always Open Like 7-11 has been named as F Stop Fitzgerald's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. F Stop Fitzgerald's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Always Open Like 7-11.

F Stop Fitzgerald is ranked 143,366^th in the world and 9^th in Calefacta Aquas Piscinae for Most Developed, scoring 56.12 on the Human Development Index.