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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 439thMost Ignorant Citizens: 467thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 499th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Await the Sweet Release of Death
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Execution Hill

Population12.481 billion

CapitalDeath Row
Leaderthe Decapitator
FaithSlaughter

Currencyscythe
Animalcockroach

The Oppressed Peoples of Execution Hill is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by the Decapitator with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.481 billion Executionees are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Death Row. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.4%.

The all-consuming Executiony economy, worth a remarkable 3,287 trillion scythes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 263,398 scythes, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines, skyscrapers get built in just days, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Execution Hill's national animal is the cockroach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Slaughter.

Execution Hill is ranked 26,335th in the world and 13th in The Black Hawks for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,737.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 439thMost Ignorant Citizens: 467thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 499thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 503rdMost Devout: 504thLargest Mining Sector: 663rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 741stFattest Citizens: 788thMost Primitive: 921stMost Avoided: 1,055thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,117thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,786thLargest Black Market: 1,828thMost Armed: 2,611thMost Conservative: 2,621stMost Authoritarian: 2,880thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,382ndMost Patriotic: 3,797thHighest Average Incomes: 5,299thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,551stHighest Economic Output: 8,557thNudest: 8,778thLargest Governments: 9,963rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,292ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,440thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,219thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,507thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,126thMost Extreme: 26,064thLargest Insurance Industry: 26,335thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,878th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Execution Hill was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, skyscrapers get built in just days.
  • : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines.
  • : Execution Hill was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Execution Hill was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
  • : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable.

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