
| Population | 12.481 billion |
| Capital | Death Row |
| Leader | the Decapitator |
| Faith | Slaughter |
| Currency | scythe |
| Animal | cockroach |
The Oppressed Peoples of Execution Hill is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by the Decapitator with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.481 billion Executionees are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Death Row. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.4%.
The all-consuming Executiony economy, worth a remarkable 3,287 trillion scythes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 263,398 scythes, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
It is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines, skyscrapers get built in just days, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Execution Hill's national animal is the cockroach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Slaughter.
Execution Hill is ranked 26,335th in the world and 13th in The Black Hawks for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,737.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Execution Hill was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Execution Hill, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
- : Following new legislation in
Execution Hill, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Execution Hill, skyscrapers get built in just days.
- : Following new legislation in
Execution Hill, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines.
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Execution Hill was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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Execution Hill was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
Execution Hill, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses.
- : Following new legislation in
Execution Hill, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
- : Following new legislation in
Execution Hill, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable.
































































