The Virgin Queendom of Evy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lady Evy with an iron fist, and notable for its enforced nudity, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 22.323 billion Evyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evyara. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Evyian economy, worth 120 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 5,386 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Worship of Evy has been named as Evy's national religion, Evy has designated Evyara as its capital city, Lady Evy has just been declared ruler of Evy in an international press conference, and the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evy's national animal is the owl and its national religion is The Worship of Evy.

Evy is ranked 143,061^st in the world and 1^st in Gentlemen Club for Safest, scoring 63.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.