The Animal 🦓 lover ❤️ of Evil Induous is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Evil Induous with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The cynical population of 988 million Evil Induousians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🦀 The pizza of the Krusty Crab 🦀. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.9%.

The all-consuming Evil Induousian economy, worth 115 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,739 lire, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Induous's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Evil Induous is ranked 47,063^rd in the world and 1^st in The big Switcharoo for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 96.45 on the Bus Surprisal Index.