Population | 5.055 billion |
Capital | Annexed pony farm |
Leader | Kneehigh Nilly |
Currency | Acorn |
Animal | Everfree rat |
The Rodent Nation of Everfree forest north is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kneehigh Nilly with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.055 billion Rats are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annexed pony farm. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ev-rat economy, worth 611 trillion Acorns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,059 Acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', Kneehigh Nilly's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Everfree forest north's national animal is the Everfree rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Everfree forest north is ranked 278,711th in the world and 124th in Equestria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.86 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Everfree forest north, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
- : Everfree forest north was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Everfree forest north, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
- : Everfree forest north was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Everfree forest north, Kneehigh Nilly's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
- : Everfree forest north was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Everfree forest north, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
- : Following new legislation in Everfree forest north, in a baffling press conference Kneehigh Nilly proudly dismantled a broken door.
- : Following new legislation in Everfree forest north, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
- : Following new legislation in Everfree forest north, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.