The Empire of Everett Malden is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-working, cynical population of 5.538 billion Everett Maldenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The Everett Maldenian economy, worth 251 trillion betales a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,445 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Everett Malden's national animal is the deer.

Everett Malden is ranked 186,931^st in the world and 7^th in San Marino for Most Armed, with 0.28 weapons per person.