Population | 6.715 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The Most Serene Republic of Euro 081 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.715 billion Euro 081ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Euro 081ian economy, worth 932 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,808 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, the Euro 081 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euro 081's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Euro 081 is ranked 39,141st in the world and 383rd in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.06 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Euro 081's influence in Memeland United rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Euro 081 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Euro 081 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 081, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 081, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 081, the Euro 081 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 081, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 081, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 081, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 081, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.