The United Socialist States of Eullancer is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 141 million Eullancerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.8%.

The Eullancerian economy, worth 9.44 trillion Eshonisian rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,976 Eshonisian rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,482 per year while the poor average 17,743, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eullancer's national animal is the eagle.

Eullancer is ranked 89,978^th in the world and 33^rd in Aeternas for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 45,008.46 Standard Monetary Units.