The United States of Euceth is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Patrick Star with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 1.05 billion Eucethians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Beach. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eucethian economy, worth 100 trillion Ceths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,151 Ceths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Waterism has been named as Euceth's national religion, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo. Crime is totally unknown. Euceth's national animal is the Pink Starfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Waterism.

Euceth is ranked 29,111^th in the world and 10^th in Trica for Most Cultured, scoring 80 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.