The Empire of Estonia-Finland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Viktoria Luise with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.786 billion Esto-Finns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Filsinki. The average income tax rate is 91.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonia-Finlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,591 trillion Kaisermarks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 332,491 Kaisermarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and it is often said that only Viktoria Luise could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estonia-Finland's national animal is the Coyote, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Estonia-Finland is ranked 328,636^th in the world and 186^th in Mitteleuropa for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 24.83 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.