The Empire of Estonia-Finland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Viktoria Luise with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.471 billion Esto-Finns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Filsinki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonia-Finlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,045 trillion Kaisermarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 301,153 Kaisermarks, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted, female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estonia-Finland's national animal is the Coyote, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Viktoria's Cult of Personality.

Estonia-Finland is ranked 21,293^rd in the world and 1^st in Mittleuropa for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,797.95 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.