The High Kingdom of Erzoaldi is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 27.525 billion Erzoaldis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.

The thriving Erzoaldi economy, worth a remarkable 1,285 trillion guvnis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,713 guvnis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 142,698 per year while the poor average 11,852, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, military spending is on the increase, the death penalty has been reintroduced, and the police force is on a recruitment drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Erzoaldi's national animal is the hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Erzoaldi is ranked 95,012^th in the world and 3^rd in Quaoar for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,454.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.