The Cybernetic Technocracy of Equestrians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Integrated Graphics with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.801 billion robot ponies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great DNS Server. The average income tax rate is 77.6%.

The powerhouse Equestrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,696 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,264 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, nudity is frowned upon, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equestrians's national animal is the robotic manticore, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Equestrians is ranked 125,800^th in the world and 16^th in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest for Highest Food Quality, scoring 18.6 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.