The Windmill Projects of Environmental Longetivity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by the Green Party with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.289 billion Environmental Longetivityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greenbelt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Environmental Longetivityian economy, worth 381 trillion leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,022 leaves, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

New homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Environmental Longetivity's national animal is the beautiful species, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Green.

Environmental Longetivity is ranked 281,988^th in the world and 69^th in Panama Papers for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 453.21 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.