The Armed Republic of Enclave Heartland Command is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 481 million True Americans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinker City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.1%.

The very strong Truly American economy, worth 39.9 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,047 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists, and after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enclave Heartland Command's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Enclave Heartland Command is ranked 275,584^th in the world and 93^rd in Estalcia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 417.87 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.