The Sultanate of Empir Naracy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.268 billion Empir Naracyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Empir Naracyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,490 trillion rubles a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 214,583 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

News headlines usually include p-values, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, and millionaires are surprised to find they are eligible for government handouts. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Empir Naracy's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Empir Naracy is ranked 113,892^nd in the world and 3^rd in Arrgh for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,682.46 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.